Kurt Vonnegut

topic posted Thu, April 12, 2007 - 10:53 AM by  Masque
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He was such a hero of mine. Not so much for his writing, per se. But for his wisdom about the craft. I can't count the number of quotes I use from him in my creative writing classes.
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    Re: Kurt Vonnegut

    Thu, April 12, 2007 - 2:37 PM
    I still love that scene from "Back to School"

    Professor: "Whoever wrote this paper doesn't know the first thing about Vonnegut . . ."

    Later . . .

    Thorton Mellon (Rodney Dangerfield) to Kurt Vonnegut on the phone, "Fuck me Vonnegut? No fuck you."
  • Re: Kurt Vonnegut

    Thu, April 12, 2007 - 6:19 PM
    I had just finished at the post office and was about to head home when I heard the news on NPR. I sat in the car, stunned for a moment.
  • Re: Kurt Vonnegut

    Fri, April 13, 2007 - 12:30 PM
    On pages 9 and 10 of his book Bagombo Snuff Box: Uncollected Short Fiction, Vonnegut listed eight rules for writing a short story:

    1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

    2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

    3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

    4. Every sentence must do one of two things -- reveal character or advance the action.

    5. Start as close to the end as possible.

    6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them -- in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

    7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

    8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

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